we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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