so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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