what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
