In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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