it's too hot outside to masturbate.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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