he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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