i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it glows. i had to have it.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
