Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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