HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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