have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I enjoy the company of your penis
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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