There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
honey bunches of taint.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
