I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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