White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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