I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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