apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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