Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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