Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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