oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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