I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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