i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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