Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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