Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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