Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
zippers are such a cool invention
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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