Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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