your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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