so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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