I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
