kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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