I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
