It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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