Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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