is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
