its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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