Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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