We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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