bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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