he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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