Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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