I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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