Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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