he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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