kristin has been a bad kristin
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
