HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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