if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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