508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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