: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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