i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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