Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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