I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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