just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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