the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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